Greg Gutfeld proposes:
So, the Muslim investors championing the construction of the new mosque near Ground Zero claim it’s all about strengthening the relationship between the Muslim and non-Muslim world.
As an American, I believe they have every right to build the mosque – after all, if they buy the land and they follow the law – who can stop them?
Which is, why, in the spirit of outreach, I’ve decided to do the same thing.
I’m announcing tonight, that I am planning to build and open the first gay bar that caters not only to the west, but also Islamic gay men. To best express my sincere desire for dialogue, the bar will be situated next to the mosque Park51, in an available commercial space…
While not normally interested in enterprises which specifically cater to the homosexual life style, this proposal has my hearty support – though I’d prefer to put a Catholic Church next door…of course, we can look to see if there’s anything available across the street. Down the block we can put a eatery specializing in pork products…or perhaps a dog training academy?
